The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Like a Boss (2011)

Alex Borstein: Hadassah Lowenstein, Cake Woman

Quotes 

• Hadassah Lowenstein : Rallo Tubbs, please place your hand on this Amazon Kindle with the Bible loaded on it and recite the oath.

  Rallo : [places his hand on the Kindle]  I, Rallo Tubbs, do solemnly swear to protect this turtle and feed him the pellets that look the same going in as they do coming out. In the name of the Father, the Son.

  Hadassah Lowenstein : Nah... eh, there's no need for any of that hocus-pocus.

• Rallo : [to Mrs. Lowenstein]  Why are you giving out turtles if you know we gonna lose them?

  Hadassah Lowenstein : To teach you kids that you're too young to have sex. If you can't take care of a turtle, how are you supposed to take care of a baby?

  Rallo : I'm not. I'm five.

  Hadassah Lowenstein : Exactly. So keep it in your pants, mister.