The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Like a Boss (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Tim the Bear

Quotes 

• Tim the Bear : fu bomb f.u bomb f.u mother bomb. i guess my father was in the bus somewhere.

• Tim the Bear : Attention, everybody. Two things. Uh, first, Chad, you're fired. Too creepy.

  Chad : I will turn your face into a toilet bowl of blood.

  Tim the Bear : Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about right there.

• Tim the Bear : [to Cleveland]  How many things on the list did you find?

  Cleveland Brown : None.

  Tim the Bear : Well, how hard did you look?

  Cleveland Brown : Not hard.

  Tim the Bear : You know, Cleveland, you might want to think about changing your 'tude, dude.

  Cleveland Brown : You're an idiot. This whole weekend's an idiot.

• Cleveland Brown : Oh, my God, we're lost in the woods. Oh, God. Okay, okay, okay. It's okay, it's okay. Just breathe.

  Cleveland Brown : What are you worried about? You're a bear.

  Tim the Bear : I'm scared of the woods. Why do you think I bought a house, man?

• Cleveland Brown : [to Tim]  Look at you. You stink in the office and you stink in the woods. You're a bum. You're not even good at being a bear.

  Tim the Bear : Oh, yeah? Well, you have a bad work ethic. Yeah, I went there.

  Cleveland Brown : How dare you? I ran a Rhode Island delicatessen that Big Fat Paulie went into one time.

  Tim the Bear : I didn't even want this stupid promotion. Arianna wanted it. Hey, you want the job so bad, you be the boss.

  Cleveland Brown : I don't wanna be the boss. Donna wanted me to be the boss.

  Tim the Bear : Wow. I guess if it weren't for our horrible nagging wives, none of this would've happened.

  Cleveland Brown : Huh. I guess you're right. Once again, it's our wives' fault.