"The Cleveland Show" To Live and Die in Va. (TV Episode 2011) - Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Mourner

Donna Tubbs : [as she measures Rallo] Rallo, you've grown a foot and a half. Young man, it is time I give you another haircut.

Rallo Tubbs : No offense, Mama, but I'm ready to get a real haircut from someone who qualified to cut hair.

Donna Tubbs : Oh, so suddenly my Master's in cosmetology means nothing.

Rallo Tubbs : Yeah, suddenly.

Donna Tubbs : [cuts a piece of Rallo's hair] Well, I guess I can't help you with that. Little smart ass.
Cleveland Brown : [to Kendra] Hey, Kiki, taking a little break?

Kendra Krinklesac : Well, being a widow ain't as glamorous as Courtney Love makes it look.
Rallo Tubbs : [after Donna forbids Rallo from going to the barbershop] Oh, man. Murray and his friends are so lucky their mamas are dead.

Bernard : Oh, damn, Rallo.

Rallo Tubbs : I know. I shouldn't have said it. God, please don't take my mama!
Cleveland Brown : [after Lester sprays fragrance in his face] Aah! I got Swank eye! I reek of false humility!
Rallo Tubbs : [to Donna] Mama, look at all these women. You've ruined my barbershop. Just like that "Beauty Shop" movie ruined the "Barbershop" franchise.

Donna Tubbs : Again, Rallo, just because we're black that doesn't mean we have to pretend "Barbershop" was a good movie.
Kendra Krinklesac : [to Cleveland] Check it, homes. Your air mattress done went flat on me.

Cleveland Brown : That wasn't an air mattress. It was a $1500 Sealy Posturepedic pillow top.

Kendra Krinklesac : Well, now it's a flat toilet.

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Mourner