The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Back to Cool (2011)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [when Roberta and Rallo are fighting]  Gonna break something. Now you broke something.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Cleveland Brown : I hope that's a child murderer.

  [opens the door which reveals Robert] 

  Cleveland Brown : Close enough.

• Cleveland Brown : Roberta, you and Rallo are going...

  Roberta Tubbs : With our dad. I heard. You always think you're talking quieter than you are. I'll go, but I'm keeping my ear buds in the whole time.

  Cleveland Brown : Wish you had mouth buds.

  Roberta Tubbs : See, I heard that too.

• Cleveland Brown : Oh, what a day. Watched "Eve's Bayou", long nap, watched "Eve's Bayou" again, another nap back to the "Bayou", ordered in, had them bring it upstairs to the bedroom, ate it and here we are.

  Donna Tubbs : Fool, be quiet. I'm trying to watch "Eve's Bayou."

  Cleveland Brown : Eve's Bayou's on? I thought it wasn't supposed to be on HBO Urban East until midnight.

• Donna Tubbs : Cleveland, how can you take a shower when the kids are missing?

  Cleveland Brown : You know I shower when I'm scared.

• Robert Tubbs : Do you realize this chump's never even had "the talk" with Junior?

  Donna Tubbs : You haven't?

  Cleveland Brown : I'm going to do it when he becomes a man, on his 18th birthday and is headed to university.

  Robert Tubbs : Yeah, well, since you ain't man enough, I'm gonna give Junior the sex talk. Later, fool.

  Cleveland Brown : [yelling outside the door]  I'm gonna give him the sex talk! You're not the expert just because you've had sex with four of the six women I've had sex with plus a lot more! And I really wish I wasn't shouting this out the door in front of the neighbors and our Lord.

• Cleveland Brown : I can't believe Junior's calling Robert "Dad." I carried that boy for nine months. It was when he was 12. He was scared to touch the ground. Convinced himself everything was hot lava.