30 Rock (TV Series)

Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land (2010)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Cerie : Liz, I want you to meet the guy that you're going to be sitting next to tomorrow. He's told me his name, like, a million times, but I keep forgetting it.

  Wesley : It's Wesley!

  Liz Lemon : [Liz recognizes him]  No!

  Wesley : I knew you'd be back.

  Liz Lemon : No, I'm not back, Wesley.

  Wesley : Oh, of course. Because you said you could find someone better than me. Mm-hmm. Well, where is he?

  [looks around in an exaggerated way] 

  Liz Lemon : Stop doing that. You look idiotic.

  Wesley : Of course I do. Excellent pantomime is supposed to look idiotic.

• Dr. Drew Baird : Would you like a drink?

  Liz Lemon : What goes best with second chances? Ugh, water. I'll have water.

• Astronaut Mike Dexter : Are you doing a reading, too? I'm Mike. I'm friends with Floyd.

  Liz Lemon : Hi.

  [pause] 

  Liz Lemon : Excuse me, do you have a job? And are you here with someone?

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : Uh, I'm a lawyer. And I'm single.

  Liz Lemon : OK, friend, here's the deal. My name is Liz. I almost got 1200 on my SATs. And I need a date for this wedding. And I like your head shape. What do you say?

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : I'd love to be your date, Liz.

  Liz Lemon : OK.

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : I like how forward you are. Now may I tell you something? I'm a plushie.

  Liz Lemon : Is that a fraternity?

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : Kind of. It means I belong to a group of like-minded people who dress up in mascot costumes.

  Liz Lemon : OK.

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : And have orgies in hotel rooms and state parks.

  Liz Lemon : There it is.

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : Our term for intercourse is "yiffing."

• Liz Lemon : Oh, my God. I hate you.

  Wesley : Yeah, but that's it, isn't it? The only thing wrong with me is that you hate me. So with that as my only defect, where do I rank with all the other men that you've been with?

• Liz Lemon : I've been setting my standards too high.

  Frank Rossitano : Yes, you have. Meet me in the handicap stall in five minutes.

• Liz Lemon : Three weddings in one day. I'm going to be in Spanx for twelve hours. My elastic line is going to get infected again.

• Liz Lemon : Oh, my God. I hate you!

  Wesley : Yes, that's the only thing wrong with me, isn't it? And with that as my only fault, how do I rank with all the other men in your life?

• Liz Lemon : [Drew has hooks in place of hands]  How did this happen?

  Dr. Drew Baird : Uh, freak accident. You know I work with Doctors Without Borders. Well, I was helicoptering into Zimbabwe when I thought I saw somebody that I knew. So I waved from the helicopter, which, it turns out, is a big no-no, and the rotor took my right hand clean off. And it turns out the person I was waving to was not my old football coach.

  Liz Lemon : Of course not. You were in Zimbabwe.

  Dr. Drew Baird : Well, it looked just like a black version of him.

  Liz Lemon : What about the other hand?

  Dr. Drew Baird : Oh, well, to celebrate my return from Africa, my cousin and I bought a bunch of fireworks...

  Liz Lemon : You know what? This was a bad idea. I should just go.