30 Rock (TV Series)

Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land (2010)

Jon Hamm: Dr. Drew Baird

Quotes 

• Dr. Drew Baird : Would you like a drink?

  Liz Lemon : What goes best with second chances? Ugh, water. I'll have water.

• Liz Lemon : [Drew has hooks in place of hands]  How did this happen?

  Dr. Drew Baird : Uh, freak accident. You know I work with Doctors Without Borders. Well, I was helicoptering into Zimbabwe when I thought I saw somebody that I knew. So I waved from the helicopter, which, it turns out, is a big no-no, and the rotor took my right hand clean off. And it turns out the person I was waving to was not my old football coach.

  Liz Lemon : Of course not. You were in Zimbabwe.

  Dr. Drew Baird : Well, it looked just like a black version of him.

  Liz Lemon : What about the other hand?

  Dr. Drew Baird : Oh, well, to celebrate my return from Africa, my cousin and I bought a bunch of fireworks...

  Liz Lemon : You know what? This was a bad idea. I should just go.