30 Rock (TV Series)

Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land (2010)

John Anderson: Astronaut Mike Dexter

Quotes 

• Astronaut Mike Dexter : Are you doing a reading, too? I'm Mike. I'm friends with Floyd.

  Liz Lemon : Hi.

  [pause] 

  Liz Lemon : Excuse me, do you have a job? And are you here with someone?

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : Uh, I'm a lawyer. And I'm single.

  Liz Lemon : OK, friend, here's the deal. My name is Liz. I almost got 1200 on my SATs. And I need a date for this wedding. And I like your head shape. What do you say?

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : I'd love to be your date, Liz.

  Liz Lemon : OK.

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : I like how forward you are. Now may I tell you something? I'm a plushie.

  Liz Lemon : Is that a fraternity?

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : Kind of. It means I belong to a group of like-minded people who dress up in mascot costumes.

  Liz Lemon : OK.

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : And have orgies in hotel rooms and state parks.

  Liz Lemon : There it is.

  Astronaut Mike Dexter : Our term for intercourse is "yiffing."