Quotes
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Pete Hornberger : Kenneth, you are the new Junior In-Charge Boy of the entire NBC Page Program.
Kenneth Parcell : Oh, my goodness! This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend in the whole world, comma, Bald Category.
Pete Hornberger : Well, you start in two weeks. And they'll give you some moving money to help you get to L.A.
Kenneth Parcell : California? But that's where they shoot filthy movies, like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," which encourages women to wear pants. I can't move out there and be away from all of you. No, thank you, sir, I'll pass.
Pete Hornberger : You can't pass. Jack put you up for this. If you don't want the job, you have to talk to him.
Kenneth Parcell : Fine, I will talk to him. And Mr. Donaghy will understand, because he's my best friend in the whole world, comma, Beautiful Hair Category, parentheses, Strong.
