Quotes
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Kenneth Parcell : Hey everybody! I got fired today. You won't have Kenneth Ellen Parcell to kick around anymore. So I'm going to tell you people what I really think of you. No. No. For four years I have listened to you all complain about your East Coast media elite problems, your apartment renovations, and your overpriced Star Wars memorabilia.
Carol : That doorman is hammered.
Kenneth Parcell : I have watched you throw away better food than my family eats at Christmas. And I have loved it. You people, you are my best friends and I hope you get everything you want in life.
[drops microphone]
Jack Donaghy : Kenneth!
Kenneth Parcell : So kiss my face.
Carol : That was actually really sweet.
Kenneth Parcell : I'll see you all in heaven. Have a wonderful summer.
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Pete Hornberger : Kenneth, you are the new Junior In-Charge Boy of the entire NBC Page Program.
Kenneth Parcell : Oh, my goodness! This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend in the whole world, comma, Bald Category.
Pete Hornberger : Well, you start in two weeks. And they'll give you some moving money to help you get to L.A.
Kenneth Parcell : California? But that's where they shoot filthy movies, like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," which encourages women to wear pants. I can't move out there and be away from all of you. No, thank you, sir, I'll pass.
Pete Hornberger : You can't pass. Jack put you up for this. If you don't want the job, you have to talk to him.
Kenneth Parcell : Fine, I will talk to him. And Mr. Donaghy will understand, because he's my best friend in the whole world, comma, Beautiful Hair Category, parentheses, Strong.
