The Spooktacular New Adventures of Casper (TV Series)

Paws/The Alphabet Song/Is So Too (1996)

Joe Alaskey: Stinkie, Gorey Narrator

Quotes 

• Stretch : [introducting the Alphabet Song]  Due to the recent congressional criticism of kids' TV as being "pointless and violent", we're going to sing you fleshies BONE-BAGS an educational song. So sit down, shut up, and MAYBE you'll learn something.

  Fatso : And maybe we'll win an Emmy!

  Stretch : We're going to instruct you skin sacks all about the alphabet, invented by Alpha Betty, in a time when you BONE-BAGS weren't even born yet.

  [snicker] 

  Fatso : And due to the fact that this is quality edutainment, we will not indulge in gratuitous violence, stupidity, nor rude humor. Right Stinkie?

  Stinkie : I'm with you 100%.

  [he belches, and the song begins]