Modern Family (TV Series)

Airport 2010 (2010)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every realtor is just a ninja with a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.

• Cameron Tucker : Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's very stressful.

  Phil Dunphy : Last year I was in a plane from New York. There was a baby next to me that wouldn't stop crying the whole flight.

  Cameron Tucker : Hey, I was on that flight, and there was no... Oh, I see. You were making fun of me. Very funny.

  Phil Dunphy : We didn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.

  Cameron Tucker : He just wanted to dance. It's my life story.

  Phil Dunphy : Five hours of this.

  Cameron Tucker : [Irish accent]  Ah jes' wanna dance at th' ballet!

• Mitchell Pritchett : [sitting on Phil's shoulders]  Are you sure I'm not too heavy?

  Phil Dunphy : Please. You weigh less than my paintball gear.