Modern Family (TV Series)

Airport 2010 (2010)

Michael Ouellette: TSA-Airport Security

Quotes 

• Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Why are you wasting time on my little boy? See that old lady with the cane? She could be hiding a ceramic knife in there that could pass through the metal detector, and here you are harrasing a little kid!

  TSA-Airport Security : You seem to know a lot about smuggling contraband onto a plane.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yeah, I'm Columbian.