"Nostalgia Critic" Nicktoons (TV Episode 2009) - Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic

Nostalgia Critic : [about Rugrats] I always wondered what these kids would look like when they eventually got older. I think everybody imagined that. Like Chucky would grow up to be Garth, Tommy would grow up to be Paul Giamatti, the twins would grow up to be John and Joan Cusack because they already look alike, and the always power hungry Angelica... well, for some reason I always saw her as Hilary Clinton. I can't help it, it's just a person that popped in my head.
Nostalgia Critic : Rocko also has a cast of interesting characters, most notably a cow named Heffer, who was kind of like an inbred version of the starfish from Spongebob. Filbert Turtle, who looks like Woody Allen and is just as slimy, and of course, the Bigheads, who I swear are just the Grinch's testicles if they sprouted legs and started complaining about everything.
Nostalgia Critic : [about Aaaahh! Real Monsters] So in the line-up you had Ickis, who kinda looked like The Noid from the Dominos commercials; Krumm, who looked like how most people look after laser-eye surgery.

[Adjusting his glasses]

Nostalgia Critic : Just keepin' it real, people! And Oblina, who kind of looks like Beetlejuice's dildo. If he had one.
Nostalgia Critic : [about Hey Arnold!] There's a boy named Arnold, who is blessed WITHOUT the pressures of having a personality, his best friend Gerald, the one black person that every white person claims to know, and then there's Helga, who's so tough that she actually names her fists.

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic