- Rowdy Roddy Piper: All I hear is 'are you gonna go see The A-Team?' 'Are you gonna go see The A-Team?' 'Are you gonna go' No I ain't seeing no damn A-Team!
- Sharlto Copley: Get in the trenches boys, it's a gas attack! Stay behind me, I'm immune to gas, boys!
- Jerry Lawler: Somebody has stolen something from me that's VERY important to me.
- Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson: What?
- Jerry Lawler: My crown!
- Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson: WHAT?
- Jerry Lawler: I mean I've had this thing for over 30 years at ringside, I guard it with my life, and now it's gone, somebody stole it!
- Sharlto Copley: A royal man after my own heart. Have no fear your Majesty, we shall retrieve your crown, and we shall crown who's responsible. See what I did? That was a play on words, crown.
- Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson: Shut up fool, shut up!
- Sharlto Copley: Maybe we need to wait for Hannibal and Face though, so.
- Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson: Nah, nah, you know what? I watch RAW all the time, I think I know who got it. I think I know who got your crown, King, I think I know, I think I know, Murdock.
- Sharlto Copley: God save the Queen.
- Mandy: You were great in District 9!
- Sharlto Copley: Never saw it. But I hear it was an expertly acted, brilliant sci-fi parable with a powerful message, and that Sharlto guy, he was robbed at the Oscars. Have a nice day.