Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad, and the Alex (2010)

Jake T. Austin: Max Russo

Quotes 

• Max Russo : Dad said if this ever happened, we should run and change our names. Run, Giuseppe, Run!

• [first lines] 

  Max Russo : [using a hair dryer on a slab of meat]  Making my own beef jerky's going to take a lot longer than I thought.

• [last lines] 

  Jerry Russo : [chanting]  I've got me some pudding. For dinner. Hm, hm. Are you jealous?

  [Max steps back] 

  Jerry Russo : A bearded lady! Oh, man! Trade ya.

  Max Russo : Take a walk, pudding-face.