- [first lines]
- Max Russo: [using a hair dryer on a slab of meat] Making my own beef jerky's going to take a lot longer than I thought.
- [last lines]
- Jerry Russo: [chanting] I've got me some pudding. For dinner. Hm, hm. Are you jealous?
- [Max steps back]
- Jerry Russo: A bearded lady! Oh, man! Trade ya.
- Max Russo: Take a walk, pudding-face.
- Alex Russo: I knew there was something I liked about you, but this... this is genius. You are my new role model.
- Stevie: Please, Alex. I'm sure this is something you would have eventually come up with yourself.
- Alex Russo: Yeah, now that's true. I take it back; I'm my own role model again.