Royal Pains (TV Series)

The Hankover (2010)

Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson

Quotes 

• Evan R. Lawson : You've gotta come. Right now.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : I'm kind of busy here.

  Evan R. Lawson : No, this can't wait. The stripper stole my van. And I think I killed Raj.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : You led with the van?

• Hank Lawson : How do we explain to people that Wikipedia does not have a medical degree?

  Evan R. Lawson : We could refer them to HankMed.com, which does.

  [Karma, the client with the dislocated shoulder, arrives and some dialogue of recognition passes] 

  Hank Lawson : Where's your sling?

  Michelle : I heard that once my shoulder felt okay I could just lose it.

  Hank Lawson : Where did you heard that?

  Michelle : Wikipedia.

• Evan R. Lawson : [panicked at Divya playing the security footage disc]  No, no, no, no, no! Give me that! Hey! Hey! That's mine. That's mine. Have you no respect for privacy?

  Divya Katdare : Oh, says the man who has security footage of my fiancé!

• Evan R. Lawson : You goin' to a tea or a funeral?

  Divya Katdare : You come any closer and it can be both.

• Evan R. Lawson : Still, it is an arranged marriage. Like, what if Raj takes her for granted?

  Hank Lawson : It's not fair to judge the guy. We hardly know him.

  Evan R. Lawson : That's when I do my best judging.

• Evan R. Lawson : I just had a brainstorm.

  Hank Lawson : I didn't think storms could occur in a vacuum.

• Evan R. Lawson : [about their planned clinic]  Guys, none of this can happen until I have data for use of proceeds analysis, mapping out a service area...

  Hank Lawson : Well, you can wait here for the data to come visit YOU, or you can join us and get it boots on the ground.

• Evan R. Lawson : Anyone can negotiate the perils of dinner! You want the true measure of a man, you don't eat with him, you drink with him, and then you drink more with him, and then you ogle with him.