Royal Pains (TV Series)

The Hankover (2010)

Reshma Shetty: Divya Katdare

Quotes 

• [Hank meets his childhood bully, now an adult] 

  Hank Lawson : I mean, I was sure as time went by he'd get what he deserved - and it didn't have to be federal prison. You know, I would have been fine with bald and broke and still stuck living in Passaic.

  Divya Katdare : Well, it looks like he's done okay.

  Hank Lawson : Yeah...

  Divya Katdare : But, then again, so have you.

  Hank Lawson : I never told anyone that he hit me, but I promised myself that one day I'd return the favor.

  Divya Katdare : What, and break his nose?

  Hank Lawson : Well...

  Divya Katdare : Well, thank goodness you've outgrown that adolescent fantasy.

  Hank Lawson : Yeah. Yeah.

  Hank Lawson : [grins, getting caught up in a mental visualization of that very fantasy]  Let's schedule a follow-up.

• Divya Katdare : [regarding Hank's uncharacteristically flippant treatment of a client]  Okay, what was that about?

  Hank Lawson : What? The guy bugged me.

  Divya Katdare : How?

  Hank Lawson : By stealing my lunch money and my lunch, copying my homework, cheating off my tests, ransacking my locker, and breaking my nose.

  Divya Katdare : All that happened while I was using his bathroom?

• Evan R. Lawson : [panicked at Divya playing the security footage disc]  No, no, no, no, no! Give me that! Hey! Hey! That's mine. That's mine. Have you no respect for privacy?

  Divya Katdare : Oh, says the man who has security footage of my fiancé!

• Evan R. Lawson : You goin' to a tea or a funeral?

  Divya Katdare : You come any closer and it can be both.