- Emma Tutweiller: London, you'll be a meteorologist.
- London Tipton: You mean I'll have to hurtle towards the Earth at thousands of miles per hour?
- Emma Tutweiller: Well, you don't have to, but I'd appreciate it.
- Zack Martin: [news closing] This is Zack Martin saying...
- Bailey Pickett: And Bailey Pickett.
- Zack Martin: ...keep your head above water. Unless you're a tuna fish, then you'll die!
- Bailey Pickett: "Unless you're a tuna fish"?
- Zack Martin: That's my catchphrase, come up with your own.
- Bailey Pickett: You're an idiot.
- Zack Martin: Sorry, that's Cody's catchphrase.
- Bailey Pickett: I can't even believe that that's Miss Tutweiller doing the weather, thirty years ago.
- Emma Tutweiller: Excuse me! *Ten* years ago!
- Woody Fink: Wow. Must've been a rough ten years.
- Cody Martin: Miss Tutweiller, do you got a second?
- Emma Tutweiller: Of course, Cody. Why would I need time to relax after teaching six classes, sitting in gum, and being stood up for a date via video chat?
- London Tipton: Oh, good, so you're free!
- Bailey Pickett: We want to know who gets what job for the news show.
- Zack Martin: Now, of course, I'll be the anchorman...
- [gestures toward the rest of the students]
- Zack Martin: ... but what about all these clowns?
- Bailey Pickett: How do you know it'll be an anchorman and not an anchorwoman?
- London Tipton: Or just an anchor? Hello, people! We are on a ship!
- Kirby Morris: Hey, Zack, give me an extra large berry bonanza. But hold the strawberries, blueberries, boysenberries and yogurt.
- Zack Martin: That would just be a cup of whipped cream.
- Kirby Morris: Yep, bring it on.