Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Olga Kurkulina: Mother Russia

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Quotes 

• Mother Russia : Are you ready to die, little girl?

  Mindy Macready : I might be, if I have to keep looking at that shit stain you call a face.

• Colonel Stars and Stripes : [to Eisenhower]  You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.

  Mother Russia : I know. Tonight you die.

  Colonel Stars and Stripes : [draws gun]  Ladies first.

  Mother Russia : You will not shoot me. You are superhero. You help people. You do not hurt them.

  Chris D'Amico : That's super-villain territory; or, as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.

  The Tumor : [waves]  Hi.

  Colonel Stars and Stripes : [takes gun; clicks; Mother Russia realizes it's empty]  Yeah, just like your head.

  Genghis Carnage : [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him]  Yeah!

  The Tumor : Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

  [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade] 

  Chris D'Amico : I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?

  Colonel Stars and Stripes : [dying]  I used to hangout with a lot of losers.

  Chris D'Amico : Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?

  Colonel Stars and Stripes : Who are you supposed to be?

  Chris D'Amico : I'm the Motherfucker, and I'm here to end Kick-Ass, not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys.

  [picks up mail statement] 

  Chris D'Amico : Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?

  [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster] 

  Chris D'Amico : Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.

  Mother Russia : Want me to kill his dog?

  Chris D'Amico : The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.

  Mother Russia : Don't worry, I kill you first.

  [wraps legs around Colonel's neck] 

  Colonel Stars and Stripes : Justice Forever...

  [snaps neck; dies]