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Pascal's Triangle Revisited (2010)

Donald Glover: Troy Barnes

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• Troy Barnes : Oh, and for the record? There was an episode of Happy Days where a guy *literally* jumped over a shark. And it was the *best* one.

• Pierce Hawthorne : You know, Troy, uh... our study group... after all we've been through, we got to stick together. You, me, and Jeff and rain man and big boobs and medium boobs and black boobs... We're a family.

  Troy Barnes : What's your point?

  Pierce Hawthorne : I've been looking at your situation, and I'd like to make an offer.

  Troy Barnes : Okay... am I black boobs?

• Jeff Winger : [Troy groans]  What's wrong with you?

  Troy Barnes : I'm sick. I don't know why.

  Jeff Winger : Have you considered the 60" diameter cookie you're eating?

  Troy Barnes : [scoffs]  How can something that's delicious make me sick?

  [epiphany] 

  Troy Barnes : Unless too much of a good thing... is actually a bad thing. My friendship with Abed is a giant cookie.

• Troy Barnes : Hey, man. How's it going? Uh... don't shoot the messenger, but everyone at this dance is kind of waiting for your reaction to all this.

  Jeff Winger : Look, I'm trying to think, okay?

  Troy Barnes : Yeah, that's cool. Take your time.

  [softly to Michelle] 

  Troy Barnes : Hey, how's it going? You look great.

  [normal voice] 

  Troy Barnes : Very fatal attraction.

  Professor Michelle Slater : Ah. Thanks.

• Troy Barnes : I'll do it. I'll move in with you.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Fantastic, buddy! Why don't you come over on Saturday? My tailor will fit you for a uniform.

• Troy Barnes : Why does Abed hate me?

  Pierce Hawthorne : What, are ya kidding? Look at him! He probably hates America.