Wild Oats (2016)

Marnee Carpenter: Waitress

Quotes 

• Waitress : Hi! What can I get for you ladies today?

  Maddie : Would you... date someone in their sixties?

  Waitress : I'm sorry?

  Eva : Er... French toast. That really looked good.

  Maddie : Would you go out with a man in his sixties. It's a simple question. My husband just left me for someone who could be your twin.

  Waitress : Oh my god. Are you Maddie Reynolds?

  Maddie : Yeah.

  Waitress : My friend Clarissa just moved in with your ex-husband.

  Maddie : [is distraught]  Oh my god.

  Eva : We shall have a Spanish omelet.

  Waitress : It's really awkward. I'm really sorry. She is such a *bitch*.

  Maddie : I thought you said she was your friend. What does she see in him?

  Waitress : He kind of... looks like Patrick Stewart.

  [shrugs her shoulders]