- Bob Duncan: [after Gabe asks him to be their basketball coach] Let me guess. Coach Fun didn't work out, so now you're crawling back to dad. Well, you know what? Maybe I've moved on.
- Gabe Duncan: Fine. I'll go ask Nick's dad.
- Bob Duncan: No, no, no! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
- Ivy Wentz: Teddy, get with it. Kids don't read anymore. You're so old school.
- Teddy Duncan: And if you don't read your book, you're gonna be old and still going to school!
- Bob Duncan: Listen up! All right! We're gonna pull this together, we're gonna play as a team and we're gonna give it our all!
- Jake: And then we'll win?
- Bob Duncan: Not a chance!
- Jake: We never should've fired your dad.
- Gabe Duncan: It was your idea.
- Jake: Dude, I was topped up on ice cream!