Vampires Suck (2010)
Jenn Proske: Becca Crane
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Quotes
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Becca Crane : So, are we going to be, uh, at the same school?
Jacob : I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane : Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
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Becca Crane : [from trailer] Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]
Becca Crane : [disbelievingly] A chihuahua?
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Becca Crane : I used to live with my mom. Now she's always on the road because she started doing some pro golfer.
[Pulls out a magazine with Tiger Woods on the front]
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[Narrating]
[Becca and her dad are driving into Sporks and drive past a Welcome sign to the town]
Becca Crane : So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.
[a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire; the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere]
Becca Crane : Holy shit! Uh, make that 3119!
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Becca Crane : [from trailer] Edward!
Team Edward : Edward? Where?
[sees Edward glittering in the sun]
Team Edward : Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob : No, Jacob's the best!
[smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]
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Becca Crane : Stop it!
Daro : [mocking Becca] Stop it.
Becca Crane : You're killing him!
Daro : [mocking Becca] You're killing him.
Becca Crane : [quietly] And we haven't even had sex yet.
Daro : [mocking Becca] And we haven't even had--Really?
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Becca Crane : [playing guitar and singing] Hey, Eddie, well, I know it might seem petty, but I can't stop obsessing over you.
Edward Sullen : Put down that guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift.