- Jackson Soul: I just watched High Tension, man. You're right dude, French horror movies are the way to go. I went and saw My Bloody Valentine 3D last night. Tell me, who would actually pay to see a Valentine's Day horror movie?
- Gabe Frisk: It was Halloween. I was Zorro and you were that - butterfly from hell. We went on top of the Ross Building. And you... jacked me off in front of the moonlight. And I...
- Delilah Louise: And you came rather early as I recall. Did I ever tell you that I only hooked up with you that night because Adam wasn't paying any attention to me. Yeah, and what I realized that night is that I will never again give an impulsive drunken hand job to a lightweight asshole who will later almost choke to death on his own vomit...
- Gabe Frisk: [suddenly kisses Delilah] There we go.
- Delilah Louise: All right stud bucket. Now go have that threesome you've been bragging about. Or did your chicken never come?