Entourage (2015)

Jerry Ferrara: Turtle

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Quotes 

• Johnny Chase : Seriously bro, fuck Ari.

  E : Yeah, fuck him.

  Turtle : Fuck Ari.

  Vincent Chase : Thanks guys.

  [E receives a text] 

  E : It's Ari.

  Johnny Chase : ...Think he heard us?

• Turtle : Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship.

  Eric Murphy : It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun.

  Johnny Chase : Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.

• Ronda Rousey : You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.

  Turtle : So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.

  Ronda Rousey : Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.

  [bell rings] 

  Turtle : How much time?

  Johnny Chase : 3 seconds!

  [Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground] 

• Ronda Rousey : So, how long have you lived here?

  Turtle : A couple of months. It came with all the furniture, so it feels lived in.

  Ronda Rousey : So what's the deal Turtle, you selling coke these days?

  Turtle : [taken aback]  No. Why would you say that.

  Ronda Rousey : I say that, because the last time I saw you, you were a fat pothead living off of Vince. Now, you live next to Spielberg.

• Ari Gold : What did you spend the money on? I know it was not on Turtle and craft services.

  Turtle : You like the new smelt frame?

  Ari Gold : You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.