- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What about DNA substance from the sexual assault?
- Maura Isles: No semen, but I did collect some deerskin fibers.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: So we're looking for Bambi.
- Jorge: You're like a race car. Finely tuned. Beautiful.
- [whispering, leaning in for a kiss]
- Jorge: Fast.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Not that fast.
- Maura Isles: Come on, Jane, Jorge's a catch.
- Detective Vince Korsak: If you don't want him, can I have him?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Jorge? Yeah, he's all yours. Maybe if I get fat, he'll stop calling.
- Maura Isles: I just think if you allow him to see all sides of you, then he'll stop calling.
- [Jane turns and stares at Maura]
- Maura Isles: You know what, I just heard what that sounded like, and that is, what I meant to say was that human beings have good and bad traits, you know, and you have, you know, some characteristics that are a little not as, um, wow, fudge clusters!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maybe I should be a lesbian.
- Maura Isles: Aww, well wishes can come true. Frost and Korsak wanted to fill out your dating profile. I typed!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You what?
- Maura Isles: If it wasn't for me, you'd be butch.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura, we all love the fact that you dress like you're about to strut down a Paris runway. It's, it's... interesting.
- Detective Barry Frost: It's endearing.
- Detective Vince Korsak: Sexy.
- [Maura, Jane and Frost stare at him]
- Maura Isles: The injuries are consistent with a non-biological, phallus-shaped object
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [whispers] You mean a dildo?
- Maura Isles: Yes, I believe that is the popular term for it. But did you know a 28,000 stone phallus was recently found in a German cave? The Ice Age men were using it for knapping flints
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Well, Ice Age women were using it for making sparks too!
- Maura Isles: [Showing Jane her undercover dress] This is completely appropriate
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Uhm. No, It's perfect, but were exactly am I going to hide the camera and the wire?
- [Maura frowns]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I know! In my thong!
- Maura Isles: Oh, well, maybe you can wear a brief
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No!
- Detective Barry Frost: [to Maura] You got her to do yoga?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [sarcastically] No, it was my idea. I love yoga.
- Maura Isles: We had to leave before Ardha Chandrasana. I feel very unbalanced.
- [last lines]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [They are back in yoga class] You better hope this calms me down.
- Maura Isles: Well I could always tell him you like him.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Don't you dare.
- [playfully pushes Maura and apologizes to the yoga instructor as they go back and forth]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Looking at the body that Maura investigates] She was sexually assaulted
- Maura Isles: Reddish-brown stains at the inner thighs and external genitalia
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I hear an echo!
- Maura Isles: Her last glucose level reading was over 400
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that good or bad?
- Maura Isles: It's extremely high
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is that good or bad?
- Maura Isles: Bad
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: The murder weapon has a rectangular edge on it
- Maura Isles: I can't confirm that!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey, Frost, we're looking for a 2-by-4
- [Frost picks up one with a blood stain]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Frost we're looking for an idiot
- Detective Barry Frost: Is that your way of saying you want to talk to the husband?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What does that say about relationships that the husband or boyfriend are our first suspect?
- Detective Barry Frost: You're getting ready for an "I hate man"-speech?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I like man! Just not the ones that kill
- John J. Murray: Satan is using homosexuals to destroy the Kingdom of God
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [to Frost] Be on the lookout for a man wearing a red cape with a tail and pointy ears
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Really?
- Maura Isles: That bad?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I thought you said you couldn't lie?
- Maura Isles: What do you mean? I can't!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You did!
- Maura Isles: Only one time when I said I'd finished my homework and I hadn't and I immediately went vasovagal... fainted
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Jorge is in medicine...?
- Maura Isles: Technically, yes, he is
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What's his specialty? Lactation?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What if...
- Maura Isles: I don't like sentences that begin with "What if"
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Let's assume...
- Maura Isles: Why's that better?