The Tourettes Guy (2004– )

Daniel Hempstead: Danny

Quotes 

• Danny : You're a stupid pecker!

  Danny's Son : I'm gonna tell mom!

  Danny : She already knows!

• Danny : You don't know how a washing machine works! How are you going to figure out why it won't start?

  Danny's Son : I could take an educated guess.

  Danny : You couldn't take an educated shit!

• Salesman : You know what they say; "You say to-may-toes, I say to-mah-toes". Haha.

  Danny : You can shove those "to-mah-toes" up your fat ass!

• Danny : I can't make it in today, I fucked my foot.

  Woman on phone : You know what, Danny? You've been calling off a lot since you started here. You can't just call off because your foot hurts, or you don't want to get out of bed. You need a doctor's excuse.

  Danny : I FUCKED MY FOOT!

• Danny : Hey, faggot!

  Cameraman : Hmmmmm?

  Danny : MOVE!