- Alex Russo: I did this because family is important to me, Justin. I'm so sorry for wanting to do something nice for my brother.
- Justin Russo: Oh, family is important to you?
- Alex Russo: I needed a heartwarming lead-in.
- Alex Russo: So you're telling me that I have to come up with a solution all by myself to a problem that I created all by myself? Well, that's not fair.
- [last lines]
- Alex Russo: I'm so sorry. I should have never created that duplicate in the first place. I guess I was just scared that I really wouldn't have anybody to fight with when you went off to college.
- Justin Russo: We've had a lot of pretty good fights, huh? I think we've still got a few good ones left in us. What d'you think?
- Alex Russo: I hope so.
- Theresa Russo: You guys are hilarious. Just say you love each other.
- Alex Russo, Justin Russo: No, we don't!
- Alex Russo: Sorry I interfered with your college plans.
- Justin Russo: It's all good. When I had that college brain in my head I realized that I knew all that stuff anyway; now it's time to get on with the real learning. Medical school, here I come.
- Jerry Russo: How expensive is that?
- Theresa Russo: If I told you, you'd need a doctor.
- [first lines]
- Justin Russo: So those footprints are not walking away; they are walking forward. Congratulations, fellow graduates; now let's get out there and *walk*.
- Alex Russo: Justin, are you sure you don't want to use my graduation speech? It goes like this: Later, losers.