Killing It (TV Series)

Carlos (2022)

Craig Robinson: Craig

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• Craig : [looking at the unanswered texts Jillian has been receiving from Nick]  Jillian, did you ghost this dude?

  Jillian : Yes, but only because he's handsome and rich, and he thought I was rich too, for some weird reason, probably because I said I was.

  Craig : Good. You made the right call. You can't start a relationship on a foundation of lies. Lying always ends bad.

  [emphasises this last point] 

  Jillian : Yes, you're right, definitely. But have you seen the movie, "Maid In Manhattan"? J-Lo lies to Ralph Fiennes, and they still end up together. Plus, all her maid friends get promoted to management.

  Craig : [scoffs]  Yes, that's J-Lo. You're not J-Lo. Okay, you're J-... , actually, I don't know your last name.

  Jillian : It's Glopp, like the sound lotion makes when it hits the floor.

  Craig : Uh yeah, I don't see things working out for J-Glopp.

  [there is an edge to his voice] 

  Jillian : You mad at me about something?

  Craig : What?

  [he is surprised, then sighs] 

  Craig : No, no, I'm sorry, I don't know who I'm mad at. Honestly, I thought this Rita Gaines thing would work out and we wouldn't have to be back out here.

  Jillian : Fuck Rita Gaines. I hope she gains weight.

  Craig : C'mon, don't be fatphobic.

  Jillian : You're right, I'm sorry. I hope she gains... cancer?

  Craig : That's much worse.

  Jillian : I hope she gains a little decency.