Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

All About You-Niverse (2010)

Maria Canals-Barrera: Theresa Russo

Quotes 

• Theresa Russo : So you fix a magic mirror the same way you fix a regular mirror? Magic is lame.

• Harper Finkle : I did it, Alex. I finally got enough fundraisers to pay for my spot on the annual class trip to Europe. Oh, you'd laugh when I did the clown car wash.

  Alex Russo : It was a clown car wash. I thought I was supposed to laugh.

  Theresa Russo : Harper, I'm gonna pretend that you're my daughter for a minute. I'm so proud of you, mija!

  [hugs Harper] 

  Harper Finkle : [touched]  I'm Mija.

• Theresa Russo : [to Justin and Zeke]  Hey, boys, I found some junk for you. A football phone, a singing fish trophy, and a toaster with a four-year-old bagel stuck in it.

  Justin Russo : Mom? Okay, hold on here. This is an e-waste drive, all right? Not some excuse to get rid of Dad's stuff while he's on his yearly trip to Jones Beach with his buddy Pony Boy and their metal detectors.