- Alex Russo: Wait, hold on.
- [Mirror Justin, Theresa and Harper all grab a hold of something]
- Harper Finkle: [holding a chair] Holding on.
- Justin Russo: On behalf of all mankind, I'd just like to say thank you for recycling your old electronics. Or as we tech-world hipsters like to call it, "e-waste".
- Alex Russo: Hey, brainiac? You can't put "e" in front of everything and make it sound high-tech.
- Justin Russo: Don't e-sult me.
- Harper Finkle: I did it, Alex. I finally got enough fundraisers to pay for my spot on the annual class trip to Europe. Oh, you'd laugh when I did the clown car wash.
- Alex Russo: It was a clown car wash. I thought I was supposed to laugh.
- Theresa Russo: Harper, I'm gonna pretend that you're my daughter for a minute. I'm so proud of you, mija!
- [hugs Harper]
- Harper Finkle: [touched] I'm Mija.
- Theresa Russo: [to Justin and Zeke] Hey, boys, I found some junk for you. A football phone, a singing fish trophy, and a toaster with a four-year-old bagel stuck in it.
- Justin Russo: Mom? Okay, hold on here. This is an e-waste drive, all right? Not some excuse to get rid of Dad's stuff while he's on his yearly trip to Jones Beach with his buddy Pony Boy and their metal detectors.
- Alex Russo: It is scary how always right I am.
- [Mirror Harper suddenly screams]
- Alex Russo: What are you doing?
- Harper Finkle: Agreeing. You said it was scary.