- Blanche Morton: [returning home from the beauty parlor] My operator's a very clever girl. I wouldn't let *anybody* else touch my hair. In fact, you know what she told me today? Women are going to wear their hair longer.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, well, that's ridiculous. I'm *already* wearing my hair twenty-four hours a day.
- Gracie Allen: You know, one night George came to visit me, and he brought me a bag of jellybeans, and we were sitting on the sofa and my mother came in and turned out all the lights, and...
- Blanche Morton: Your MOTHER turned out the lights?
- Gracie Allen: Yeah, she couldn't stand to look at George.
- Blanche Morton: Oh. Well, I'll bet George didn't waste any time when the lights were out.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, I'll say he didn't! He ate all the black jellybeans!
- Gracie Allen: George, could I have the car keys? I have to go downtown.
- George Burns: Oh, you haven't renewed your driver's license. If they catch you without a license, they'll throw ya in jail.
- Gracie Allen: Well, I'll drive so fast they can't catch me!
- George Burns: What's that?
- Gracie Allen: Electric cords, I had them shortened. This one's for the iron and this one's for the floor lamp and this one's for the table lamp...
- George Burns: Well, why did you shorten them?
- Gracie Allen: To save electricity!
- George Burns: I'd be glad to drive you downtown but I've got some work to do.
- Gracie Allen: Well, then let me use the car. I'm a very careful driver, its the other people who are careless.
- George Burns: Look, Gracie...
- Gracie Allen: You know, last week I was driving down a one-way street and every car I met was going the wrong way!
- Bill Goodwin: I've got a date to eat with the producer and you can't be late when you're having Pasternak for lunch!
- Gracie Allen: Won't they warm it up for you?
- Bill Goodwin: You know, girls, I'm gettin' a little tired of those small car jokes. Now, it's a British car and they make 'em smaller because there's a shortage of gasoline in England. Or, I guess I should call it petrol.
- Gracie Allen: No, that might confuse me. Call it England.