Resident Alien (TV Series)

Girls' Night (2022)

Corey Reynolds: Sheriff Mike Thompson

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• Sheriff Mike Thompson : You want to write her a note? Okay. All right, look. Here's what I want you to do. Here go five dollars. Now, I want you to go down to the mall. You know that kiosk, where they write your name of a grain of rice? Right, you're gonna give that guy five dollars, he going to write your note on the end of a bullet. Right? Now, I want you to take that bullet, and I want you to put it in a gun and go home and stand in your bathtub. And you're also gonna need a phone book. Not something thin, like Patience, something with some girth, like, like Denver, right? And you're gonna put that phone book up against one side of your head, and you're gonna take that gun and put it against the other side, right? And then you're gonna shoot yourself right in the head, and that bullet's gonna fly right through and lodge itself right around D's, for dumbass. And she'll get your note.

  Mayor Ben Hawthorne : But I'm dead.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : You tell her, you're dead anyway.