Resident Alien (TV Series)

Girls' Night (2022)

Sara Tomko: Asta Twelvetrees

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• Harry Vanderspeigle : She likes long naps, and it is better than being awake for her real life. Her boss is a bad man.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Yeah, she said something about that.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : He will not bother her again.

  Asta Twelvetrees : What did you do?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : The same thing you would've done if you had the strength of six gorillas. I am glad to be out of her body. People treated it like breakroom yogurt. Even though her name was on it, they felt comfortable molesting it when they were hungry. It is awful being short.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Harry, that's not because she's short. That's being a woman. Welcome to our world.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You mean you all feel the eyes hunting you like a baby deer in the woods just walking down the street?

  Asta Twelvetrees : Yeah, I tried to tell you. You know, next time a woman tries to tell you something, sit down, shut up, and listen. and if you feel the need to say anything, all it needs to be is yes ma'am. Okay?

• Asta Twelvetrees : You should try putting yourself in other people's shoes.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Ugh! Other people's shoes smell like other people's feet.

• Asta Twelvetrees : Shit. Shit. Shit

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Right here?