- Gracie Allen: Now Pamela, this is the entrance hall, you see. And this is our stairway, and it either goes up or down - but from here it's better to go up.
- Pamela Crawford: [Gracie tells an outrageous lie] I understand perfectly.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, good! Then you remember because if I have to explain it later, I'll need your help.
- George Burns: It's autumn and the leaves change colors and so does Ronnie - he goes from blondes to brunettes to redheads.
- Blanche Morton: Gracie, everybody that meets you loves you! I don't see why you're so nervous and excited. I'm sure you'll make a good impression on Lady Crawford.
- Harry Morton: Perhaps. But what about George?
- Gracie Allen: Well, I must have made a good impression on George or he never would have married me!
- Harry Morton: This cultured noblewoman will surely want to speak of art and literature, and George contributes nothing to any intelligent conversation but cigar smoke!