- Gracie Allen: I always tell you everything.
- George Burns: What about last week, when you spent twenty-five dollars for a new hat? First you told me you found it on a bus, then you told me you made it out of an old feather-duster, then you said you were passing The May Company and it blew out and landed on your head!
- Gracie Allen: I did?
- George Burns: Yeah, you did. So you see, you don't tell me everything.
- Gracie Allen: It was everything I could think of at the time!