- Ronnie Burns: Mother, I feel uncomfortable lying to Dad.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, well, I understand. Our honeymoon was almost over before I felt comfortable doing it.
- Gracie Allen: Remember what your father says. "Whether a man knows anything or not he should have an education to go with it."
- Ronnie Burns: Mother, that doesn't make sense.
- Gracie Allen: Sure, that's why your father wants you to have an education so you won't say things like that.
- Blanche Morton: You always get away with it, but don't you ever tell George the truth?
- Gracie Allen: Of course! But only when I wanna confuse him.
- George Burns: Oh by the way, Sam, if you're thinking of making a musical and want somebody that can sing, somebody who's got a style and has had it for a long time - in fact, he's had it so long that his style is back in style again - I'm available.
- George Burns: [Ronnie is cast in a movie] I've always been known as Gracie Allen's husband but now things'll be different, I'll also be known as the father of Gracie Allen's son.
- George Burns: A lot of people think I have no talent at all but that's only because they've seen me perform.
- George Burns: You know, when I was Ronnie's age I could've been a movie star if movies had been invented. So I went into vaudeville instead and that's why they invented movies.