- Velma Dinkley: Do you not want to go with the prom with me? If you don't want to go, just tell me. I'll understand.
- Shaggy Rogers: Oh, what a relief, because I don't...
- Velma Dinkley: What? Why? I don't believe this!
- [Begins to karate kick a couple of tombstones, knocking them off screen]
- Velma Dinkley: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
- Shaggy Rogers: Velma! Stop breaking the cemetery!
- Daphne Blake: I'm telling you, she's up to something!
- Fred Jones: Come on, Daph. So, Alice was using the shower and hanging out in the school basement late at night. Haven't we all?
- Daphne Blake: Fred Jones, do you like this girl?
- Fred Jones: [points to his wrist] Wow, look at the time.
- Daphne Blake: [coldly] You're not wearing a watch, Freddie.
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, wow! I didn't know this year's prom theme was terror and pandemonium!
- Velma Dinkley: What's going on?
- Ethan: Somebody's mom is trying to kill Fred!
- Gary: Yeah, thanks, Mystery Geeks, for wrecking our prom!
- Daphne Blake: You can't go to the prom with Alice May!
- Fred Jones: It's too late. I've already plotted our route.
- Daphne Blake: Listen to me. I've dreamt of this night my whole life, and every time I've had that dream, you're in it!
- Alice May: [arrives in limousine] Fred! All set?
- Fred Jones: Uh...
- Daphne Blake: Please, Fred? This is your last chance.
- Fred Jones: Oh, what the heck. Going to the prom with a friend would be fun more fun than a date anyway. Right?
- Daphne Blake: [sighs] I'll take what I can get.
- Fred Jones: Don't you think I'd know if she were a ghost girl?
- Velma Dinkley: I'd be willing to bet no.