How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Big Days (2010)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Barney Stinson : Dude you are so in, a high five doesn't cut it. High Six!

  Ted Mosby : She didn't see us High Six did she?

  Robin Scherbatsky : No.

  Barney Stinson : Good. That was pretty lame.

  Ted Mosby : Yeah, let's never do that again.

• Ted Mosby : [Barney has just called dibs on a hot girl Ted asked him to make a short glance at. Ted is not amused]  You can't call dibs on a girl that I've been sitting here thinking about eventually talking to at some point!

  Barney Stinson : You never called dibs.

  Ted Mosby : Dibs were implied!

  Barney Stinson : "Implied" dibs?

  Ted Mosby : Yeah!

  Barney Stinson : Ted, you are spitting on the grave of Sir Walter Dibs, inventor of the dib. It was 1652, the SS Dibs was lost at sea...

  Ted Mosby : [Ted interrupts him]  I don't have time for a fake history lesson, so I'll keep this simple: You go over there and talk to that girl, I'll see you in court.

  Barney Stinson : Who's gonna represent you? Dibs-on-Marshall's-my-lawyer!

• Barney Stinson : Oh yeah? Be my guest. Fall in love with her, get married. Just know this, when I step up to make my toast as your best man?

  Ted Mosby : Actually Marshall will probably be my...

  Barney Stinson : [Cutting him off]  AS YOUR BEST MAN!

• Barney Stinson : It's a sad day in New York, Ted, a sad day indeed. You know what I saw on my way in here? A girl in a sweater. And you know what that means: the season of exposed skin is over, exactly! Gone are the tank-tops, Ted. Gone are the cute little skirts. Gone are the sundresses - the sundresses, Ted! I don't think I can make it another eight months with no sundresses.

  Ted Mosby : Barney, I really - I have to grade these papers

  Barney Stinson : I'm sorry, I'll let you work... But first, a riddle. What piece of women's attire, most stokes a man's desire?

  Ted Mosby : A sundress.

  Barney Stinson : Correct! What light weight outfit, pink or white, makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?

  Ted Mosby : I really have to get this done.

  Barney Stinson : Of course, of course. Sundress, by the way.

• Ted Mosby : [about a girl at the bar]  She's got her shields up anyway; she's reading a book.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah! At a bar! The book might as well be called Are Ya There Barney? It's Me Horny. That is not what "shields up" looks like.

  [Enter Robin disheveled] 

  Barney Stinson : THAT is what "shields up" looks like.

• Marshall Eriksen : [Drinking beer]  Beer be with you.

  Ted Mosby : And also with you. This is what church has been missing. Dude, you fixed Church!

  Marshall Eriksen : You're welcome, God.