Detention (2011) Poster

(2011)

Dane Cook: Principal Verge

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  • Principal Verge : I know it looks like such a lighthearted, feel-good comedy, being an expecting teenage mom, but let me tell you something - I've been principal at this school for five years. Let me tell both of you something - pregnant teenagers are never funny, ever.

    Round Teen Girl : I'm not pregnant.

    Principal Verge : Cut the carbs.

  • Principal Verge : I make 40 Gs a year, plus dental. You may NOT have a Skittle.

  • Principal Verge : The video of your... mammary gland?... was viewed twenty thousand times on the Internet.

    Riley Jones : YouTube?

    Mr. Cooper : National Zoology.

    Riley Jones : Can I throw up?

  • Principal Verge : I get it - listening to your loud music, tripping out to Fraggle Rock - but the question is: What does the future hold for Clapton Davis?

    Clapton Davis : Well, I am starting my own music site.

    Principal Verge : Mmm.

    Clapton Davis : It's going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me, and if they have, I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers.

    Principal Verge : Mmm.

    Clapton Davis : Everything is grade' on a ultra precise one hundred point scale, and no place for feedback.

    Principal Verge : Excellent.

    Clapton Davis : If readers want to bitch-about, they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.

    Principal Verge : And this pays, what, 13.5 a year?

    Clapton Davis : Free... Costello tickets.

  • Principal Verge : Do you think that I am teaching students out of love? I'm not. It's your senior year and your GPA is... It's a disgrace, but I'd rather not see you back here next fall. Give me an excuse to graduate you. IMPRESS me. Get a A. Save a small country. Something, anything, otherwise get expelled... with the lowest grades in Grizzly Lake history.

    Clapton Davis : Does Home Ec count?

    Principal Verge : Get your shit together, son!

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