- Ellen Rose: But instead, they got out there and saved Christmas for all of us, in their own special way. By which we mean punching! Sometimes kicking. Sometimes feeding an angel into a death machine made of hair.
- Ellen Rose: Turns out, Father Christmas isn't the only person who likes to dress up on Christmas Eve and go sneaking about in other people's property. Consider Bruce Wayne, only instead of dressing in red and giving presents to children, Bruce dresses up in black and gives traumatic brain injuries to criminals.