Our Flag Means Death (TV Series)

This Is Happening (2022)

Rhys Darby: Stede Bonnet

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• Stede Bonnet : I'd come to your restaurant.

  Blackbeard : Well, you might not get in. It's gonna be very popular.

  Stede Bonnet : You'd save me a seat, wouldn't you?

  Blackbeard : Maybe... If you weren't being a dick. What night do you wanna come?

  Stede Bonnet : Sunday night.

  Blackbeard : That's a busy night.

  Stede Bonnet : I'll come on the Monday.

  Blackbeard : Okay. I can probably get you in. It's called Blackbeard's Bar and Grill and Other Delicacies... and Delights... and Fishing Equipment.

  Stede Bonnet : Yeah, but who wants to go to dinner, and then you walk past all this fishing gear that you can buy? Maybe a gift shop out the back. Then you can say, Oh, hope you enjoyed your meal. Have you seen the gift shop?

  Blackbeard : What would they say?

  Stede Bonnet : Oh, no thank you, I've just come for a nice meal.

  Blackbeard : That's, aw-- Then now, they're angry.

  Stede Bonnet : No!

  Blackbeard : They're gonna leave a bad review.

  Stede Bonnet : Another guy from the other side of the room might go, Oh, I'm into gifts. I'll go and have a look.

  Blackbeard : Ah yeah, well, that's the guy I'm after. I want him to come. Who's he?

  Stede Bonnet : That's me.

  Blackbeard : Awh!

• Stede Bonnet : Now look, we're gonna have fun today, and that's an order.

  Lucius : You can't really order people to have fun.

  Stede Bonnet : Well, I just did.

• Lucius : Well, I guess the real treasure was our day spent together, am I right? Lucius... we spend every day together. Treasure is the real treasure. Read more at: https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=1263&t=51849

  Stede Bonnet : Lucius... we spend every day together. Treasure is the real treasure.