- Calico Jack: Man, you're the greatest, Steve! Steve's the greatest, huh?
- Stede Bonnet: It's, uh, it's Stede, but...
- Calico Jack: What is?
- Buttons: Bloong fleve. Morinao glowra. Fungina fungina zloovrik. I hex upon ye, I hex upon ye, I hex upon yeeeee... ahh-eee... eeee...
- Calico Jack: Well, that was some weird shit.
- Stede Bonnet: [after Button's seagull is killed] I just wanted to let you all know, we'll be holding a burial at sea for Karl. Understandably, Buttons is...
- Buttons: I wish God took me instead!
- Stede Bonnet: ... rather audibly upset.
- Roach: It's okay, CJ. I'm sure it wasn't personal.
- Calico Jack: Yeah, well, when they tie an anchor around your leg and throw you overboard, it feels pretty personal.