House M.D. (TV Series)

Office Politics (2010)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

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• Martha Masters : How can we ask our patients to trust us, if we're not honest with them?

  Dr. Chris Taub : How can we ask a patient to trust us, after we tell him he can't trust us? Fine. Tell him. Clear your conscience because that's what's important.

• Dr. Chris Taub : Are you a vampire? It's okay. We're inviting you in.

  Martha Masters : But your patient didn't. I can't do this. I'm sorry.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Well, she's gonna be a big help.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Yeah, what a rube, being uncomfortable breaking into a stranger's house.

  Dr. Chris Taub : It's part of our job description. Not the most morally ambiguous part.

• Martha Masters : Being around House. He's such a legend. He's -so intimidating. I'm not like that around ordinary people.

  [Masters laughs] 

  Martha Masters : Oh not that you guys are - ordinary. It's just that he's so brilliant and you work under him, so you're not as imposing. Uh, I'm going to be quiet.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Good idea.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : So you're holding a grudge, because she chose a different school?

  Dr. Chris Taub : We talked for an hour. She didn't remember me. She remembers the 20th digit of some math constant, but she doesn't remember a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Well, I barely remember you.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Mystery solved. Now we can all go back to our lives.

• Martha Masters : Oh, cool. Tudor revival architecture. Steeply pitched asymmetrical roof over the entrance. But it doesn't have the half-timbering over the facade.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Doesn't say anything about medicine. Can't shut up about architecture. Great.

  Martha Masters : I know. I don't know what happened.

• Dr. Chris Taub : Is that guy seriously using the toilet? Oh, my God, he's sitting down.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Don't try to change the subject. Did you sleep with her?

  Dr. Chris Taub : No wonder he's in jail. Anyone who would do that has no shame.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Or maybe he tried to sleep with her, and she shot him down.

  Dr. Chris Taub : I don't know her. Is he grunting? I think I hear grunting.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : You realize we're not gonna drop this.

  Dr. Chris Taub : I didn't sleep with her. I interviewed her for Hopkins Med School.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : So you're holding a grudge because she chose a different school?

  Dr. Chris Taub : We talked for an hour. She didn't remember me. She remembers the 20th digit of some math constant, but she doesn't remember a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with.

  Dr. Robert Chase : I barely remember you.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Mystery solved. Now we can all go back to our lives.

  [Toilet flash sounds]