Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
When the Gun Goes Bang, Bang, Bang (2010)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
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Quotes
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Maura. You're staring at Chuck's biceps. Stop it.
Dr. Maura Isles : I am! Females are wired to be attracted to the strongest, most dominant male. It's natural selection at work.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You're making me uncomfortable. Stop.
Dr. Maura Isles : What? I'm just appreciating his sternocleidomastoid.
[to the cop lifting weights]
Dr. Maura Isles : Excuse me. You have beautifully developed musculature.
[to Jane]
Dr. Maura Isles : What, am I embarrassing you?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Oh no, not at all. Why don't you tell him he's got a nice ass, too.
Dr. Maura Isles : [to the weight-lifting cop] And a wonderfully proportioned gluteus maximus.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [shaking her head] I am never working out with you again.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Marino wants a cup of coffee, there's none upstairs. Guy's a wreck.
Dr. Maura Isles : I've tried everything. British strawberries, fennel, bok choy...
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Are, are we in the same conversation?
Dr. Maura Isles : I'm sorry, I, I was talking about Bass.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Ahh, you're obsessing over your turtle again.
Dr. Maura Isles : Tortoise.
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Dr. Maura Isles : Jane
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yeah?
Dr. Maura Isles : If you want to talk about your brother or just avoid the subject, I'm here
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I know
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [On the phone with Murray] Surprise party for who?
Dr. Maura Isles : Whom!
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Dr. Maura Isles : [Monitoring an injured agent] I was afraid of that
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What?
Dr. Maura Isles : Tension pneumorthorax
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What? He's having trouble breathing! Do something!
Dr. Maura Isles : I am a pathologist, I am not a surgeon, Jane. I could make it worse
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Runs off, grabs a medical encyclopedia] What was it again? Say it again
Dr. Maura Isles : Tension pneumorthorax. What you're doing?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Starts reading] Tension pneumorthorax results in death if not treated immediately. God!
Dr. Maura Isles : Jane, I'm just guessing, okay? I... I would need to confirm it
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You don't have time to confirm it! Your guess is better than most doctors!
Dr. Maura Isles : I could be wrong!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Still reading] Aggressively manage with needle decompression to chest
Dr. Maura Isles : I've never done it
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Maura, jeez, get a needle, do it! Do it now!
Dr. Maura Isles : [Reluctant] All right
