How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Cleaning House (2010)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Lily Aldrin : [Seeing James and Sam hug]  This must be so hard for Barney.

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, but he took a big step today.

  Barney Stinson : Papa!

  [Hugs James and Sam] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Uh-oh.

• Lily Aldrin : Milk and lutefisk? Doesn't Santa get cookies in Minnesota?

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, 'cause that's what Santa needs at 3:00 AM while battling a snowstorm over the Rockies: a sugar crash. Santa needs protein.

• Barney Stinson : My mother is selling the house I grew up in. All of my childhood memories. Gone! Just like that.

  Ted Mosby : It sucks. I've been there, buddy.

  Marshall Eriksen : What are you talking about? Your mother still lives in the house you grew up in.

  Ted Mosby : With her new hippie husband, Clint. The comfort of home is a little ruined when someone turns your old room into something I'm pretty sure is a tantric sex temple. With all the bamboo, pot smoking and '60s music, it's like my old G.I. Joes are frozen in some weird Vietnam flashback.