White Collar (TV Series)
Countermeasures (2011)
Matt Bomer: Neal Caffrey
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Quotes
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Neal Caffrey : Hey. Is Peter around?
Diana Barrigan : Nope.
Neal Caffrey : I need a favor.
Diana Barrigan : Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?
Neal Caffrey : I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.
Diana Barrigan : And?
Neal Caffrey : And that if I ever did try, you'd break one or both of my arms.
Diana Barrigan : You know I hate to repeat myself.
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[being asked to identify a forged driver's license]
Neal Caffrey : They're all fake. The hologram on the Alabama license is cemented with the wrong base. Nuveen should be mixed at a five to one ratio; this looks like three to one. Laminate on the California's too thick. And last time I checked, Illinois is spelled with two Ls, not one.
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Neal Caffrey : Peter, what's up?
Peter Burke : It looks like Ganz is pulling together a crew.
Neal Caffrey : What kind of crew?
Peter Burke : Mmm, not for rowing. Looks like muscle for hire.
Neal Caffrey : He's planning another heist.
Peter Burke : Yeah. I want to talk to Ford. Bring him in the office tomorrow.
Neal Caffrey : No, he's smart, Peter. You won't be able to sweat it out of him.
Peter Burke : You got a better idea?
Neal Caffrey : How do you feel about dinner parties?
Peter Burke : I hope that's a non sequitur.
Neal Caffrey : I'm having dinner with Ford and June tonight. You and Elizabeth should join us.
Peter Burke : You want me to bring my wife to a covert interrogation?
Neal Caffrey : It's perfect. He won't suspect you're a fed.
Peter Burke : Then who am I?
Neal Caffrey : Coworker.
Peter Burke : And what kind of cowork would that be?
Neal Caffrey : I may have implied that you're not exactly a noble citizen.
Peter Burke : No.
Neal Caffrey : Peter...
Peter Burke : I said no. Find another way.
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Peter Burke : You and Ford had a pretty interesting rapport today.
Neal Caffrey : I know where you're going.
Peter Burke : Don't need to look in a crystal ball?
Neal Caffrey : You think he's a cautionary tale.
Peter Burke : You wanna be like him when you grow up?
Neal Caffrey : More fun than sitting in a cubicle.
Peter Burke : Neal, if ever you do decide to grow up, you should realize this one thing: You can either be a con or a man. You can't be both.