- Neal Caffrey: Hey. Is Peter around?
- Diana Barrigan: Nope.
- Neal Caffrey: I need a favor.
- Diana Barrigan: Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?
- Neal Caffrey: I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.
- Diana Barrigan: And?
- Neal Caffrey: And that if I ever did try, you'd break one or both of my arms.
- Diana Barrigan: You know I hate to repeat myself.
- [being asked to identify a forged driver's license]
- Neal Caffrey: They're all fake. The hologram on the Alabama license is cemented with the wrong base. Nuveen should be mixed at a five to one ratio; this looks like three to one. Laminate on the California's too thick. And last time I checked, Illinois is spelled with two Ls, not one.
- Neal Caffrey: Peter, what's up?
- Peter Burke: It looks like Ganz is pulling together a crew.
- Neal Caffrey: What kind of crew?
- Peter Burke: Mmm, not for rowing. Looks like muscle for hire.
- Neal Caffrey: He's planning another heist.
- Peter Burke: Yeah. I want to talk to Ford. Bring him in the office tomorrow.
- Neal Caffrey: No, he's smart, Peter. You won't be able to sweat it out of him.
- Peter Burke: You got a better idea?
- Neal Caffrey: How do you feel about dinner parties?
- Peter Burke: I hope that's a non sequitur.
- Neal Caffrey: I'm having dinner with Ford and June tonight. You and Elizabeth should join us.
- Peter Burke: You want me to bring my wife to a covert interrogation?
- Neal Caffrey: It's perfect. He won't suspect you're a fed.
- Peter Burke: Then who am I?
- Neal Caffrey: Coworker.
- Peter Burke: And what kind of cowork would that be?
- Neal Caffrey: I may have implied that you're not exactly a noble citizen.
- Peter Burke: No.
- Neal Caffrey: Peter...
- Peter Burke: I said no. Find another way.
- Peter Burke: You and Ford had a pretty interesting rapport today.
- Neal Caffrey: I know where you're going.
- Peter Burke: Don't need to look in a crystal ball?
- Neal Caffrey: You think he's a cautionary tale.
- Peter Burke: You wanna be like him when you grow up?
- Neal Caffrey: More fun than sitting in a cubicle.
- Peter Burke: Neal, if ever you do decide to grow up, you should realize this one thing: You can either be a con or a man. You can't be both.