Mulligan (II) (2012)

Dean Chekvala: Karl

Quotes 

• John Hanson : Why are you telling me this story?

  Karl : Because I got laid and then I got high. And that itself constitutes a good narrative. But then I got bored and so I just started going through her stuff.

• John Hanson : Are you ever not high?

  Karl : The first thirty minutes of every morning. And I don't really get high anymore. I've been doing this since I was 13.

  John Hanson : Isn't it starting to catch up with you?

  Karl : I'm frequently unhappy and constantly think about suicide.

  [pause] 

  Karl : But I don't see a connection. Drugs are a catalyst for life.

• Karl : This is John Hanson. And I'm Karl, attorney at law. We're land surveyors from the federal government.

  John Hanson : You just said you were an attorney at law.

• Karl : How'd you get a name like Tinker?

  Tinker : I took it from a book. I thought it sounded pretty.

  John Hanson : Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy?

  Tinker : I don't remember; I didn't read the book.

  John Hanson : A tinker is a tinsmith.

  Tinker : What?

  John Hanson : Someone who mends household goods made out of tin.

  Tinker : Well I don't do that.

  Karl : Hanson is a genius. He'll tell you all about his graphic novel.

  John Hanson : Pictorial epic.

  Karl : [interrupting]  But first I think we should smoke this Adderall rock and go skinny dipping.

  Alice : Start without me.